For anyone missing the context. 

Frank Zappa, three times (for the same reason).

I do not believe that is very likely. These systems are essentially air-gapped and highly secure. They also are closely monitored and logged. The whole reason the files were moved there in the first place were so they would be on a system where it was highly unlikely that anyone who was not specifically looking for…

Tonight on Fox News: Why an apostrophe is actually a hypen and what else the LIBERAL MEDIA isn’t telling you.

It also wasn’t alleged. It’s quite explicit in the transcript. Multiple times. That being said, the people who work here really should invest in looking at dictonary.com’s thesaurus. And they could consider about proper punctuation. It drives me nuts when people close quotations between paragraphs of the same person…

“They just claim that they believe in private charity to fix all of society’s ills”

“Jack, can you come into the kitchen please....What did my husband just say to you about the potato skins? TELL ME NOW.”

“Hey man, I just wanted to watch the Super Bowl...”

America is like that messy couple that somehow brings every person that happens to cross their path into their twisted ongoing feuds.

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

He’s a Sharpie-doodle dandy,
A Sharpie-doodle, do-and-lie...

If they were, they’d actually fix the things pointed out to them. This isn’t even some pedantic pointing out of punctuation or spelling. It’s a sentence that makes no sense whatsoever, and it’s supposed to be describing the central theme of this post.

I think the strength of Teigen’s response is in the fact that she’s just not taking his trolling seriously. She’s laughing at the trolling, and hitting him exactly where she knows it hurts him. She’s not using the words “pussy” and “bitch” because she thinks there’s anything wrong with women. She’s using the words…

Seriously, I spent 5 minutes in MS Paint:

I bet he had his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth as he drew it.

Filed under: “No Shit”

“Abablama was its original name!" *Holds up printout of Wikipedia page with sharpie edits clearly visible*

‘clearly breached well-understood norms of professional conduct’. Hahahahahaha, stop Stephanie, you’re killin me!

Oh, for fuck’s sake, stop it. The whole point is that the “bedbug” comment would have been buried in the flood of Twitter if Stephens didn’t specifically draw attention to it. All Stephens had to do was ignore it and it would have disappeared never to be heard from again and nobody would ever have known who Dave Karpf …