I’m a dick because I don’t enjoy the internet the same way you do?  Who the fuck are you?

No, they’re just suffering from a rash of isolated instances....

“At all” was far longer than I should have.

“Frese allegedly violated that trust, the oath he swore to uphold, and is charged with engaging in dastardly and felonious conduct at the expense of our country,” Terwilliger said.

Sorry, but my life is quite full without having to dig through tons of crap for the few morsels of mediocre content on Twitter that doesn’t make me cringe....

No, I don’t.

I knew there was a reason I abandoned Twitter....

It’s not just projection, it’s the example you hold up to explain to someone what projection is.

IOKIYAR

You’re verbing a perfectly good noun.

Verbing weirds language.

Nouns don’t have tenses.

“I just want to exist and he thinks I should be killed. I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree! Besties 4 evah!”

Shut up, Tomato.

I had a girlfriend that would do that during a fight: just keep repeating the same things over and over even after I had refuted them.

“the barely-there town of Why”

There’s sufficient reason to at least question this. Even a complete moron has to be able see that. And it’s not like we’re at “shoot up a pizza place because someone substituted ‘child pornography’ for the word ‘pizza’ in all their emails” level of tin-foil battery, here.

Considering how many Splinter writers have “editor” in their title, it’s truly surprising how little editing they actually do. 

Oh, you sweet summer child. Of *course* it was a drug deal gone bad and you’d be an absolute fool to question that ...

Brain and brain, what is brain?