If you tried to write it, it would be rejected by any remotely reputable production company as being too unbelievable, and most disreputable production companies for distracting from the gratuitous sex scenes. Hell, it wouldn’t even make for a bad porn plot.

Here comes the tone police.

The GOP really has taken the art of the Strawman Fallacy to a new level. It’s like coming out against a position X on reddit and having someone reply “so you think <complete extreme opposite of X>?” As soon as I see those words “so you think”, I immediately reply “no” and nothing else.

Congress should just tell him the budget contains money for the wall when it doesn’t. It’s not like he’s going to read it. 

I always love it when the older generation complains about the younger one as if they had nothing to do with it. Millennials weren’t giving themselves participation trophies. 

> trying to make political points with this.

We said the pledge everyday as a kid. It was to the point that I was just repeating sounds by rote and not even acknowledging the words let alone what they meant.  If they think that’s going to inspire patriotism in anyone they’re very badly mistaken.

The United States looses soooo much money

Yeah, I was going to say, does he know where he is? Manipulating facts and using falsehoods not only has a place, it’s the entirety of American politics.

It’s the Wadsworth Constant: the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped without missing anything important. I find myself saying, “stop talking about doing the thing and do the thing!”

31 foot ladder.

One very important point that everyone seems to miss (but economists constantly point out, which suggests to me that few people are listening to the experts) is that the stock market is not the economy.

Fox News really has mastered the art of taking a position against an argument no one is making.

*Kif sigh gif*

They painted the campaign as an attempt by the left to “stifle free speech.”

I, personally, couldn’t be happier.  The less they do the better.

‘Murica, where “freedom of religion” means “freedom to force our religion on others, but not theirs on us”. Fuck this place.

“I never directed him to do anything wrong,” Trump insisted, claiming instead that Cohen:

We don’t yet know on what story ProPublica and the Courier-Journal are collaborating. But it seems that Bevin is trying to preemptively discredit their reporting on whatever state corruption they might uncover.

is so important in our two party system.