Yeah, but the Patriots keep getting caught, fucking morons.

The hackers just exploited one of the 27 Internet Explorer toolbars they had installed.

Props for knowing what a “b side” is. 

Ding ding ding ding ding ding. 

Ugh. I just broke up with a girl who did this shit. She knew exactly which buttons to push to get me angry and then act confused why I would react that way so she could look like the rational one. It’s insanely manipulative and borderline abusive. 

Keep the bar low and you don’t have to work hard to impress. 

The reason why demand does not fall is

I know, right? It’s funny how a history of cheating can come back to bite you in the ass.

Anybody else concerned about the side of the fork being sharp?

Anybody else concerned about the side of the fork being sharp?

You’re missing, “And if you didn’t, others have done worse.”

I wouldn’t bet on it.  The people that have the power to change it have vested interest in not changing it.

It reminds me of the Murphy Brown episode when she goes to jail for contempt of court to protect an anonymous source and the judge sends her to a white collar prison and nobody cares. 

Oh, is it War on Christmas time again?  It takes a special kind of person to say, “Merry Christmas” through clenched teeth daring you to take issue with it.

I want Obama to publicly warn people not to eat yellow snow just to watch the Republican President eat a handful and talk about how good it is.

So they’ve progressed from faking injuries on the field to faking deaths off it. Only natural, I guess.

Call me old-fashioned, but a sweater that is intentionally designed to be ugly doesn’t qualify. A true ugly Christmas sweater is designed by someone who really thinks they’ve nailed the landing. 

Call me old-fashioned, but a sweater that is intentionally designed to be ugly doesn’t qualify. A true ugly…

Ugly sweaters jumped the shark when you could buy them purposely made to be ugly at Target.  The whole point was that someone thought it looked good.

Ugly sweaters jumped the shark when you could buy them purposely made to be ugly at Target.  The whole point was…

“The days of Proud Boy cuckery are over,” Invictus said.

Ready made ugly sweaters is a fad I’ll be glad to see die.

Ready made ugly sweaters is a fad I’ll be glad to see die.

You’d be surprised how many poker players there are that think they can run anyone off any hand just by betting aggressively enough.  I have no doubt the Republican President would play that way.