I know the pain. I once got a ticket for driving with a suspended license (I did not know it was suspended) which could have resulted in loss of my license (and therefore my job) for months. My boss advised me to get a lawyer against my protestations that I didn’t need one. Long story short, $700 later I’m out of the…

I wouldn’t know who this idiot was if it wasn’t for articles on the internet complaining about his behavior.

Owners own teams for one reason: they want to win make money.

Of course this kid knows who Justin Timberlake is. They met in rehearsal.

What technology got blamed for the problems with your generation?

Every time a Trump Tea Bagger claims that they support the Constitution

Yeah, I don’t get it either. I delete my account and create a new one once a year anyway. Fuck karma.

I’ve developed a fool-proof method of determining that I should not try a particular stunt: the name contains the word “challenge”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

You don’t get a place on the annoying jargon list until you have terms that even the people using them don’t know what they mean. I give you “internet of things” and “big data”.

Everybody cheats at golf. Except my father. He umpired a PGA match once. People would get paired up with my father and say, “do we have to play by all the rules?” He’s say, “no, but I’d like to know what rules we are playing by.” He would also say, “anyone who cheats at golf should get an 18 every time.”

Of course, it’s New Jersey. I saw a NJ driver with a license plate made all of Bs and 8s on an orange pickup truck with the name and phone number of the business that owned it plastered all over it. Anyone needing to identify that vehicle didn’t need the license plate to do it.

Because https://xkcd.com/1105/

It’s not so much a “need” as it is a way for a community to share books with each other. The idea is, if you enjoyed a book, put it in the LFL and maybe someone else will pick it up and read it, too. Or stop by and see what your neighbors found interesting. No one’s suggesting it’s a replacement for a public library.

They don’t even teach cursive writing in school anymore.

And 50+ yard field goals should absolutely be worth more.

You won’t have to. Trump doesn’t have the attention span to read off the teleprompter for more than a couple of minutes. Whatever the over/under is before he goes off script, I bet a dollar on “under”.

When it first came out, they called it “Taylor’s Prepared Ham”. It was forced to change its name in 1906 in response to the Pure Food and Drug Act. It is properly known as “pork roll” but there are some hangers on to the old name.

Because like any good New Jersey native I have a Google Alert set for “Taylor ham,”

Also rock musician here. I started wearing ear protection but not before getting some mild tinnitis. It’s not enough to keep me awake at night, but it does bother me that it’s there and won’t go away. I bought these. They’re comfortable, unobtrusive, and drop the volume of the music without changing the frequency…