Are you saying then

I’m hoping I’m wrong

You know, how celebrities tend to die in threes?

It’s the conservative version of a man who breaks a plate he borrowed from his neighbor: I didn’t borrow your plate, it was broken when you gave it to me, and it wasn’t broken when I returned it.

one of my wife and I’s (me and my wife’s? English is so stupid.) favorite Netflix originals.

This is awful, but to pretend that HRC wouldn’t have been just as slimy in this regard is egregious.

If you are interested in what Tennys Sandgren thinks,

If he is found to have obstructed justice, will that lead to impeachment?

Can we please get to the point where we stop caring what professional athletes think about anything except the sport they play?

Anybody who thinks the GOP won’t outright steal the election in November, here’s how it starts.

YouTube’s Community Guidelines prohibit advocate content that’s intended to encourage dangerous activities that have an inherent risk of physical harm.

The problem with doing something ironically is that you’re still doing it.

So when, exactly, do we stop pretending any of these assholes represent us?

“They were willing to die for your right to criticize them. You’re defiling their service by exercising that right!”

No, she’s not. This is just more “they have it, therefore they deserve it” posturing typical of anarcho-capitalists. The thought that it might be rigged in their favor hasn’t even begun to consider speculating about the merest possibility of crossing her mind.

The problem is not that he’s saying these things, it’s that he’s thinking them.

The funny part is most of the Beckys I know are all named Jennifer. There’s one ‘n’ Jens, two ‘n’ Jenns, and a couple of Jennifers. No Jennys though.

The funny part is most of the Beckys I know are all named Jennifer. There’s one ‘n’ Jens, two ‘n’ Jenns, and a…

“Becky” is an epithet for middle-class white women. It’s what basic bitches grow up to be.

“Becky” is an epithet for middle-class white women. It’s what basic bitches grow up to be.

I’m going to get this next Christmas for all the Beckys I know and spell out “Live Laugh Love” for them ahead of time.

I’m going to get this next Christmas for all the Beckys I know and spell out “Live Laugh Love” for them ahead of…

My favorite are the “if you are not the intended recipient” disclaimers at the end of some people’s emails. 1) if you’re sending confidential information cleartext through email, you’re an idiot even if it gets to the right person, and 2) your carelessness does not create an obligation for me.