Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

“Do you believe the phone call to Zelensky is FAKE NEWS or are you literally Hitler?”

How many times does it need to be explained that these shows decide their content based on ratings and how many eyes they can get in front of the screen before it sinks in?

Yes. If you ignore him, he goes away.

The “God given rights” thing always cracks me up.

For the love of god, what will it take for any of these cable news outlets to stop putting this man on TV??

“They reserve 25% of the incoming class for minorities. That’s reverse discrimination.”

Yakkity Sax

Poe’s Law. 

Following the GOP playbook, “the real idiocy is the pointing out of the idiocy”. 

Release the robotic Richard Simmons!

Given all that, you’d think Trump would appreciate having a rabid lap dog like Rudy on his team.

What’s the over/under on how long before he starts screaming “perjury trap!”  Because I’ve got “under” whatever it is. 

It probably wasn’t him. It was someone in the administration trying to protect him (and everyone around him) from himself. 

I don’t know, but I doubt it.  He lives in a very gun friendly state. Also, luckily, he’s not my neighbor.

On the subject of spewing absolute nonsense, the House Intelligence Committee has apparently subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani as part of the impeachment inquiry. He’s already said he won’t co-operate.

I didn’t say it was a good plan....

Whatever.  You’ve already made up your mind so I won’t waste my time.

Okay, but, does this person not have the right to contact the police and get support if they’re in an abusive relationship?

That noise you just heard was all the “imagine if a man did that” reddit neckbeards having a collective orgasm in their pants.