This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

No joke, there literally was a nerf controller

Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

Pretty sure the skins ruined him. His O line has been decent at best. The Skin's ruined his knee, then they change the play book to turn him into a pocket passer. He's not Manning or Brady. He can be just as successful as Wilson has been, if and only if you give him the playbook to succeed.

I don't know, seems like the right place to call for someone who's always getting beat.

Roger Goodell would like to take this opportunity to remind Bills fans that it rarely snows in London.

Spoiler alert:

And that's why I've learned to read the pending comments before I post.

"Hodor" (My name is Steve.)

So, you're saying he was acting as a dekoy?

Apocalypse? Bit late to be taking about preparation — all happened some time ago and things just muddled on. Frankly, it wasn't worth the anticipation and fuss. But if you are still keen on it, another one should be along soon enough to test your methods upon. Just give it a moment. Any minute now...

What a great movie that was. Were I to find some hot young women able to take care of themselves, the way those two did, apocalypse might be worth surviving.

Everything by Daniel Simon is glorious.

hands down the Minority Report Lexus

"You're all puppets. Tangled in ... strings .... strings ...."