Why was this published on XOJane, Jezebel or anywhere other than a personal blog? I think that this author probably can write well, and we all love the dishy subject matter, but here, in this draft? Nothing new here. And WHY is she still working for this celeb?

For those of us who are make up challenged, can any one explain why she'd want to wear powder along the jawline, forehead and on her chest? To absorb oil? Because most jawlines don't get oily. She hardly needs to accentuate her jaw — her bone structure is perfect. Please enlighten this round-faced reader.

That looks awful.

WTF. Being a mother is hard and often feels thankless...nut geez, these poor kids whose parents REGRET them? My kids have made me a better person and have made my life beautiful. When I was little, my mother used to sing the song "I Love You A Bushel and Peck" to me, which has a line, "You make my life a mess, yes, a…

The situation depicted may have been innocent, but Willow, the Hannah Montana guy, and the Smiths are facing the same dilemmas/scrutiny many parents and young teens everywhere are facing, it's just magnified because they are famous: should my young teen be on Instagram? Should my young teen have a public Instagram…

True story, semi-related to the far more important main issues of this story: in the 90s, when Marky Mark was still with the funky bunch, I attended a friend's party in Boston. I think I was the only straight woman there ( I mention this because this party constitutes the extent of my inside knowledge of LGBT culture,…

Serioulsy, this is a thing?

My favorite Bette Davis line, from Cabin in the Cotton: "I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."

Ballard totally explains it.

WTF??? Literally.

Is it wrong to point out that the lad is handsome too? All the best to him as he runs toward his bright future.

Your apology was gracious.

Oh man, I thought the camp spider story was both fake and impossible, and now yo say it could conceptually be true? Yikes.

I couldn't even watch the video. No way. Because when I went to camp, we all heard that story about the girl who'd been at camp the week before and had a bunch of spiders hatch out of her face, right?

I only skimmed this and I feel like I want to vomit. WHY did you do this to us? The story about the dead rat came with a warning...I'm totally able to fight off a dead rat. But maggots in my buttcrack? Defeated.

That reporter is a total pro. And he's not playing.

I didn't say to let her go. I confirmed that what she did was dangerous. Forgive me for wanting something positive to come out of this for this family...which would not be incompatible with being held responsible. Maybe that's too nuanced for you.

I grew up in Scottsdale. Leaving kids in a car there really dangerous because even with windows cracked, a car in that climate can heat up really fast, even in March. In summer, when it's 110 out, your kid would be dead quickly. But you look a this woman's face...she judged that it wouldn't be too hot that day and was…

When does Mindy get her Vogue cover? Surely she deserves one as much as...