They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

Yes! I think the pool scenario is a better analogy.

There’s a difference though, swimming is the pool’s exclusive purpose, there’s no way to mitigate the danger inherent to swimming without a lifeguard. But if you owned a body of water, posted “no swimming” signs around it, and then someone drowned and you were sued for not having lifeguards, that would be pretty…

yeah that is definitely a better comparison. although - the pool at my apartment complex doesn’t have lifeguards, it’s swim at your own risk and it’s posted everywhere and we sign a waiver. I guess I just need to find some more information about the event. has anyone ever been?

Some festivals are better than others At his. A girl collapsed next to me last month while waiting on a band to come on. Everyone was yelling for a medic. I ran out of my spot to to find someone, told event staff, and still no one came. She had to be carried out. It’s easy to blame this guy for taking drugs but there…

The family can’t expect the festival to save their son’s life, but they can expect them to at least have the ability to try.

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

I really miss XOvain and millihelen. I love watching YouTube videos on all things make up and beauty. However this blog post did not excite me and in any which way. Just a random posting of opinions on new and old products with no rhyme or reason. No particular angle nor were there any really good pictures of the…

Amy you are so pretty! And that red looked awesome on your lips.

Had Olympios actually seen the tape when she made her first comments, or was she basing her account - if she could not personally remember - on the account of the producer? And if she has seen it, what is her opinion of it now?

Couldn’t be happening to a nicer guy.

I got a fabulous deal on my current apartment because the last tenant committed suicide (on Halloween, no less) and no one else wanted to live there. Other people’s superstition has worked out very well for me!

I look forward to that thread all year, and each year, I start wishing we had it going a little earlier. Like now.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

I’m ready for the supernatural story thread that Jezebel posts every Hallloween. Please feel free to share any good ones you may have to satiate my need :-)

I like her.

her baby looks crossed with her adult sexxxxualllitay always creep me out.

“You’re ‘bout as cute as / An old coupon expired”

If Katy Perry had the same level of “talent” that she currently possesses but weren’t hot, none of us would know her name.

I guarantee Ivanka will address this with that calm, pseudo-thoughtful, breathy cadence she has, and then go to bed with its $5,000 linens and sleep peacefully, giving not a solitary fuck about the issue