A little help from the other side:

Marry a plumber or something and the dude will spend all day worshiping her

She says she’s “only ever had botox” like she didn’t have a completely different face like 12 years ago.

Kim is taking a tip from Adele on the whole “choosing myself” thing. If you look at the entire article, I think it’s pretty clear that she referring to the fact that she was basically Kanye’s muse/dress-up doll for the 8 years (or so). She actively chose this for herself, of course, so I’m not saying I feel bad for…

I don’t know, I have zero interest in watching a bunch of beautiful 20-somethings at the prime of their life having an awesome time. Pathetic 40-somethings losing their sanity because they’re trying to act like they’re still 20-somethings? Endlessly fascinating.

I’ve got one I call “Old Gray Thing” that I always forget to post. It was a paranormal encounter but I’m still not sure what exactly it was, and I’ve always been curious if anyone else has seen one too. I’m doxxing myself if anyone I know reads this, but here goes nothing...

Check the attic!!

Full disclosure / Trigger Warning: This post could be triggering for people who have experienced abuse.

WHAT THE HELL was that terror in the shape of a man doing out there in the first place???? Does he just hang out there day after day waiting for someone to show up so he can do his little performance? 

I wish I had a ghost story because I love them (although I’m too much of a scaredy cat to seek anything like that out). But this is the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me.

Aww! That’s a lovely story! I have a dog story too. When I was a kid, we had a spaniel. He was called sparky, and he was very protective of me, I guess because I am disabled and and only child. It was just him and me for most of my childhood. He died when I was 20, he had cancer so had to be pts. I was heartbroken...…

YOU STEPPED OUT OF THE TRUCK WHEN YOU HEARD TAPPING?!?! You are far braver than I am.

Normal sounds can sound unnatural in the woods. (long)

Maybe it wants Old Country food?

This is the scariest story I know.

When I joined my local theater group last year, I had heard stories about the theater - indeed, the whole building - being haunted. By at least two ghosts - the gentleman who built the building, and one of the first actors to ever join the troupe. (There may be more. Depends on who you ask.)

I post every year cause I’ve lived quite the haunted life. Last year I posted about phantom smells and wanted to do an update on that, briefly.

NGL, when I read this “but I explained to her that the noise was probably the wind outside knocking twigs off the tree onto the roof.” I said to myself, “That’s why I live in a boring new suburb. No chance of twigs knocking against windows. 

What’s In the Bucket?

This happened on Halloween night 6 years ago. I had been out partying with my friends for hours, so needless to say I was very drunk, and very tired of being in my makeup and heels. I was a student back then, and had no money to take a cab, so I left the bar and ran to catch the last subway (just before 2am). There…