This reminds me of those super sketchy signs you see on the interstate, especially in South Georgia. It’s these huge billboards with lady silhouettes that say things like “jade spa and massage: free showers for all truckers.” It’s super sketchy and I am surprised they are not investigated more frequently.  

Anybody else giggle when they found out one of the perpetrators was a woman named Juan Wang? Anybody? Nobody? Well...I thought it was funny...

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

Are you kidding? Prince George has already done the following (live on tv, no less): beat up a commoner baby at a play date, tried to murder a cute bunny in Australia, and dismissed the Prime Minister of Canada’s attempts at a welcome handshake. Prince George is going to ruin that wedding.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

She looks like she was manufactured in a sex doll factory.

Her eyes are so dead and empty it’s actually scary.

I guess he missed the gun safety course.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

I appreciated this headline.

She could also take the nice fat check she got from Pepsi and, I don’t know, donate it, to BLM, Planned Parenthood, etc. You’ve got plenty of $$, Kendall, but you might be surprised how good it feels to practice a little altruism.

Eh, the reality is this whole clusterfuck will soon be forgotten and Kendall can go back to Kendalling and then the nuclear war will wipe out everything.

I mean, she’s not inherently wrong making the argument. Because yeah, just because you aren’t angrily disputing something publicly doesn’t mean you aren’t fighting the issue “behind the curtain” if you will.

I cannot, for the life of me, decide who I hate more - I read this, and set my rage on Ivanka. But then! I remember that Jared - a 36-year-old who fell into this position by way of marriage with zero credentials - is currently in Baghdad, “solving” Iraq’s complex, multi-faceted, interlinked, and very bloody crises…

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

She’s a weasel.