Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

who pioneered the trick of slapping snarky slogans slapped onto retro images of determinedly chipper housewives.

Honestly sometimes I think the only reason certain people haven’t fled the country yet is because it’ll be harder for Putin to assassinate them if they stay in the US than if they run somewhere without an extradition treaty.

Dorinda and Sonja’s are gold. Ramona and Tinsley’s are acceptable. Carol and Lu’s are lame. Bethenny needs to chill and/or regain her sense of humor.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

#notmostmen

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

As a former teacher, I can pretty much guarantee his elementary school book reports went kind of like this: “This was a great book. I really liked it. Lots of really interesting things happened in it. It also had good characters. I really liked the parts with the descriptions, and the language the author used.”

I don’t know...she may be a victim of her husband’s madness, too. She doesn’t really seem to like him.

I despise Melanoma with every fiber of my being and is matched only by my repulsion for her husband. For anyone who wants to give her a pass, she is no victim, she has 100% agency, is smarter than her husband, and every bit as selfish, petty and vindictive.

“Around we’ve had leaders like Susan B. Anthony. Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony? I’m shocked that you’ve heard of her — who dreamed of a much more fair and equal future and an America where women themselves as she said helped to make laws and elect the lawmakers, and that’s what’s happening more and more.”

*Hot Take Alert*

She should have been president...

I strongly suspect that he is gay.

I defy you, stars!

The wage theft thing really gets my goat, probably because women are disproportionately affected.

Trump’s approval rating is approaching the percentage of fuckwits in America. They may only be a percentage or two apart, but I doubt his approval will drop below, say 33%. Those idiots love that he lies all the time, love that he’s destroying America, and love love love being assholes just like him.