The first time my mother met my father’s parents, his father answered the door nude and put on a porno during dinner.

I’m not on board with all the Ed Sheeran hate, but I must admit, “tattooed puff pastry” is an excellent insult.

He was making acid wash jeans.

I’VE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING FOR SO LONG!!! this is like the only time i’ve posted, but its like you’ve written thoughts directly out of my head. the way they walk???? that is not a real thing.

Have you guys seen pink fairy armadillos because you need to see pink fairy armadillos:

do you mean kinja level vag control?

“‘I’m exhausted and I don’t know why!’ I want to get to the bottom of why that is.” Mystery solved - turns out working 55 hours a week while having children and doing 20 hours of housework and errands and not getting any sleep and rest makes you tired. Yet rich people will continue trying to solve this mystery. In the…

Nomi, thank you for sharing your story with us. It’s so well-written. You deserve respect and you deserve the ability to wear your womanhood and your identity with pride. I wish nothing but the best for you and for all the young trans women and men out there struggling today like you.

YES GIVE IT TO ME

Thank you! My husband thinks I’m reading into it too much but from the moment John appeared on my tv screen, I called him as a coke head.

They thought Hillary had it on lock, and like most visitors to this site, felt mind-numbing, bone-crushing sadness and shock to watch the election results hurtle towards apocalyptic...very reminiscent of my own personal experience. And as Kara points out, maybe *too* reminiscent?

On more than one occasion a friend has said something like “OMG, you’ll never guess what happened,” and I’ve responded “Please, don’t let it be about Tom ...” in my huskiest Crackerjacks voice. So, I feel you.

Can this trailer win an emmy for best soundtrack? Using the William Tell overture (or is the 1812 overture?), was the best use of classical music I’ve witnessed in a long time.

LuAnn: Please don’t let it be about Tom.

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

Were do lesbians and virgins get their attitudes? Do tell.

Airborne semen!

I haven’t had sex in ages. Where are all my opinions coming from?!? #inquiringminds

Bless his heart. Must be so hard to go through life with a brain that small.

it’s bacteria