V excited for this episode of Law & Order: SVU.

As a compulsive stone-thrower, I should not take up even temporary residency in one of these glass houses.

10/10 for cerulean blues

“We deserve this,” she boasted/lamented.

link plz am so curious!

V serious: I would like to know at which Nordstrom Rack I can buy Roland Mouret pants and Tom Ford/Hermes shit plz and thank you

Dictated by her, typed by one of her interns. She insisted on the abbreviations.

NOT TO MENTION HER TITLE

everyone cares this is the great unifier of our time

omg hahahahhaaha

Sonja is already texting him “im so sry im here if u want to talk... ;)“

hahahahah

my mom is like this and it bums me out so hard

I would not bang you,

No Mooch for My Cooch: by Dr. Seuss

I was not in boarding school ten years ago but I do remember the Gossip Girl reference to the youths at their UES prep school having gonorrhea of the throat (Rufus didn’t know what it was) so this checks out.

10/10

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

answer: she’s a bad bitch.