I mean, I have one. It can cause severe reflux which can fuck with your appetite. It’s entirely possible he’s not lying.

I do not agree with the sentiment but wit-wise credit where credit is due

“Like everything Murphy does, the collection of assorted clues is inscrutable and slightly frustrating, but will probably make us all feel very stupid for overthinking things in the end.”

Pizza, anything in a coffee cup or bottle.

In his own official note he puts “celebrity” in quotes. Dead.

Incorrect he is a Bernie guy all the way

you right you right

nvr 4get

That is a major ripoff of Kelly Bensimon’s one-time tagline “I’m living the American Dream, one mistake at at time” - is nothing sacred anymore?!

As much as I dislike Ivanka Trump, the blame is probably more Marc Fisher’s. Apparently he designs for her brand - he was sued by Gucci in like 2011 when he was designing for Guess for pretty much the same thing.

I mean...

Hi sorry, your Teavana ad is super disruptive. It’s moved my place on the page today several times. Might want to have it checked out?

Right, but it’s also the same as a pool not having lifeguards. If you create a situation which is going to encourage dangerous behavior and then don’t take the necessary precautions to offset the danger, that’s kind of your fault. If you know people are going to be taking drugs which could very well make them sick,…

I also miss Pissing Contest...

Ahem

Right, I’m just saying I feel like producers manipulating drunk people (who may or may not want to hook up) into hooking up on camera has got to be a pretty common practice, so I’m surprised that this is the first we’re hearing about the actual possibility of legal ramifications. I feel like we’d either hear about…

I am surprised that:

Just here to say that that accent is really, really hard to avoid if you live there long enough. YOU KNOW you’re embarrassing yourself, but you can’t stop it. <searched for a gif of Liz Lemon saying “the voice is controlling me now, help me?>

He contoured so hard to make that cheekbone visible in that photo.