AZIZ STOP MY HEART CAN’T BEAR IT

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Someone write a thinkpiece unpacking this through a postmodernist lens. Like in the context of Baudrillard. Please take this pitch to N+1 or something and make it happen.

Anyone who says they aren't *definitely* reading the highlights of this is lying to themselves and to the world and on this point I will not budge

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH LISA RINNA IS C LIST

He’s the most gif-able d list celebrity since Courtney Stodden.

shhh quiet you we’re trying to trick the feeble-minded menfolk into doing something we don’t even actually like but know they find gross

Yeah that’s why I didn’t walk in it this year either

I dated this guy for ages once - he hated my friends, his friends hated me, I hated his friends, my friends hated him. PLOT TWIST: my friends and his friends and him were all awful.

yeah but would settle for

Here’s hoping Donald Trump counters by offering Taylor Swift a fuckton of money to publicly support him

much lawyer very pencil skirt

God they’re lawyers Charlotte do try and keep up

(Giggled)

agreed that most of their stuff isn’t worth reading but the non-negligible percentage that is is without a doubt some of the best content on the internet

“‘mad to live?’ What, are you angry about living?”

there’s a second one, too. Maybe a whole series? Not sure. JUST WAIT FOR HOW TO TALK TO BABIES ABOUT POST-STRUCTURALISM

MALLORY ORTBERG FOR PRESIDENT

ABOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN UP IN THIS BITCH

damnit have failed to be controversial yet again