When I get through Jez and whatever I want to read on Gawker but I’m not ready to intellectually power up to Salon or the New Yorker or the Atlantic, I go to The Toast. THE TOAST.

(I troll-read craigslist personals but SOME OF THESE ARE BETTER)

hi total non sequitur here but I’ve only just gotten the pun in your username which is really something because I’ve been reading your comments for yknow like a year so v sorry I didn’t appreciate it before now but it is hilarious

you know that Girls scene in which Hannah, having been invited to a reading by her former professor, and after Marnie tells her that the essay she’s planning to share is boring, reads a new one about how her (imaginary) online boyfriend killed himself? Like the look on her face when she announces to the room she’s…

literally same

It Happened To Me: I Stopped Giving A Shit About That Website

XO JANE SUCKS

It was slightly toothless, but being honest I completely lost my shit and laughed for like four minutes straight at her description of her hesitation to go down on a girl. “right when it was go time, I know I’d look like I was trying to jump into double dutch”

yah that’s what feminism is

(investigating immediately)

controversial opinion here but James Franco kind of sucks

If there are enough young people to keep Urban Outfitters’ UMPTEEN stores in business, there are enough to populate both festivals.

a headline in several months: FLASH TATTOO SHORTAGE THREATENS SUPER COOL AND VERY GENUINE AESTHETIC OF NEW YORK MUSIC FESTIVALS

whatever guys I’m eating beef stew for breakfast right now like I’m fucking Ron Swanson

YOU’RE ALL I HAVE GUYS

comment winner

is this a fucking joke

WAT WAT WAT WAT you have to finish it it’s amazing

I’ve read 3 of his novels (and all his essays #fangirl *HAIRFLIP*) - Freedom was my least favorite by far. I really loved Purity and The Corrections though

Purity was amazing and I am wary of mockery