AT LEAST THEY DON’T NEED TO BE TOLD TO SMILE

(NEMESIS)

no am just socially aware and devastatingly clever

for real. equally fitting headline could’ve been “YOUNG WOMEN LIVE THEIR TRUTH, UNABASHED”

No, I mean the naked vanity. They give absolutely zero fucks that they look basic as fuck, and not fretting about seeming basic is itself antithetical to the insecurity/preoccupation with self-image that is integral to basic-ness; so, despite their appearances and behaviour. they have transcended being basic. For that…

(also tap tap 1 2 3 kinja notifications aren’t working properly, just a heads up to the Powers That Are)

these are the most fucking honest people among us

*blinks* *blinks* *looks around* is this really allowed?

join my campaign to lynch Fighting Polish

Ugh millennials think they invented everything.

Meet me under the bridge and I will be your troll wife.

whatever it gave us so much

Ah that is indeed a misread as I am in truth not a person but a sentient burrito

T-Pain = <3

hang on now having actually watched this video

jesus FUCK the STRENGTH of her eyeliner game

have you thought about maybe just going on the other side of the Mexico wall it might be better for you

hmmm yeah have you tried just not being a slut though

the crackers should just rest on the surface - zero percent below it

is this the thing that will finally force me to learn how drafts work