(too real) (tooooooooo real)

buried the lede here

Pretty much all I listen to is Sad Girl Bathtime music which is mostly created/sung by scrawny melancholy warbling skinny dudes. And I’m pretty underwhelmed by this.

well-called bro

What is your Twitter

Kris Jenner got implants when she was super young so gunna go ahead and call bullshit on the whole ‘wholly natural unaltered body until 50” bullshiz

Losers, Haters; Job-Thieves, Rapers

Derelicte, one could say.

Kourtney’s app is coming out in December.

like I’m so happy

Oh hush - he can speak without mansplaining.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH IMPORTANT FASHION PEOPLE TO WATCH THE IMPORTANT FASHION PEOPLE: ALERT ALERT: CRISIS

(PLZ ADVISE)

IS THIS HER GUYS IS THIS HER ^^^^?

(friend-jealous of both of them)

omg dying.

there should be more contrition/awareness in this: this is fashion’s recognition that fashion ha(s)/(d) gotten ridiculous.

“Ah, the secret is Victoria’s.”

MEGAN AND NICK’S RELATIONSHIP FOR PRESIDENT

this headline’s a lil misleading though