I USE TABASCO SAUCE AS SALAD DRESSING

Turns out ‘burn out’ and ‘fade away’ aren’t really the options

“oh nooooooo” droll the collective womenfolk dully, not bothering to look up from staring at our nails

yo guys Coachella-frequenter here to report that that huge back piece is NOT going to look great with non-professional application.

I feel the same way about Ezra Miller. Ezra Miller.

IT’S NOT A WEIRD BONER

This is fucking Pulitzer-deserving reporting.

hol-ler

wat

is it weird that I find this comment eerily beautiful and moving

Obamas eat your hearts out, Ice-T and Coco are the real First Couple of this nation.

Definitely. I sort of thought when they went all ‘lookie here, who’s being all stroppy!’ she would’ve interrupted and said “sorry, did you actually ask me if I ‘managed’ to read the book upon which the movie I starred in was based?”

that Cara Delevingne interview was fucked though. I thought she was pretty gracious, all things considered.

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL OUT THERE IN THE UNIVERSE

I just watched this straight for about two minutes

:(

hotness isn’t completely objective though, is it.

*blinks*

it’s weird to me how little I care about this given how much I cared about Farrah Abraham’s brief stint on Botched