1. yes -ish but I’d steer clear of that hurricane

thanks thought I was drunker than I am for a sec

w/e still better for you than normal milk

MORE GOOD KNOWLEDGE RHONY IS AMAZING RANDILYN YOU ARE KILLING KINJA

sacrilege. Bethenny is the Greek chorus

Naya Rivera hating on the tabloids like *gestures encouragingly* “stop guys stop” *beckons, points to self* “seriously stop”

ERRRRRMERRGERRREDDDDDDD

*looks up boredly from drying nails*

SO MUCH SWEETNESS

this post will give me diabetes

aerial yoga = contorting into cool positions while basically flying

‘mogul’ O RLY?!

during the movie. the record would reflect that I shed a few trembling but dignified tears.

so many CCs of tape

“tape”

BING BONG

Inside. Out.

I don’t know if I’ve ever said this seriously but literally what a sneaky harpie