Did Pixar buy stock in Kleenex or something ffs

the end of this post is the top of a trash-heap Everest

yoooooo but who watched Kylie’s snapchat story after this premiere b/c she was fUcKeD uP on something

GOOD KNOWLEDGE KNEW I LIKED YOU

BRO that’s cold

The big corporate party was actually hosted by Discover and as such this post will be pulled by Denton within the hour.

interacting safely with people who are intoxicated and/or people who struggle with mental illness should be a fucking required course in Cop School.

I just - ugh. If someone was tripping their face off and actually needed to be restrained so that they could receive necessary medical attention, why would you shove their face into a stretcher? Usually people who are high as fuck on acid are easily made afraid of things - it makes you distrustful. If someone trussed…

What was the official cause of death? You can’t put gross negligence/incompetence/outright malice of shitty cops on a death certificate.

‘GUYZ IT’S AVAILABLE IN PLUS SIZE TOO SO IT’S FINE”

whatever I think it’s funny

awww what a world.

Favorite tweet I’ve ever seen: “Xanax sounds like the Greek god of mass panic”

wait confused what’s making you cry?

it sucks I’m angry

baths are amazing everybody fuck off

““History of violence”? “There’s nothing to lose”? These two are dead. Dead as rusty doornails. They probably died in a car accident on the PCH while making out at 90 miles an hour, and now they’re sailing around Los Angeles—their apparitions passing through every Prius stuck in traffic as they maintain tongue contact…

*the collective internet calls for George to distract this newsletter with talk about rabbits then shoot it*

Spirit animal.