where’s adultosaur btw? did she faint from over-excitement?

I’m half German and from rural suburbia and even though my parents are normal-heighted-humans my aunts/uncles are giants.

ugh so insufferably likeable

I am caught up with the Kardashians - hundreds of hours of incredibly inane obnoxious low brow media - and I can’t watch this show.

check plus

RIGHT

Cheerfully, “thanks Obama!”

the ultimate irony:

XENOPHOBE

Rocking back and forth, hugging his knees, hyperventilating and staring fixedly at the air in front of his face, “he’s coming to America to take an honest, hard working citizen’s job,” wheezes Donald Trump.

I’d sooner read your TKAM fanfic, tbh. It’s tremendous.

: also my dating philosophy

her lips tho

ALL THE STARS ALL OF THEM

(choked on my tea)

Full disclosure I read Marcell Porter as Marcel Proust for a minute

This is the greatest image I’ll see this week. Pictorially it’s all downhill from here.

(followed on twitter)

yeah was thinking UWS/UES too. Interesting!

I’d make an exception for you je suis cocopop