I’ve seen the skinny tie go in and out several times in my life. I love the look, but it comes with two warnings. 1) It’s a look best worn when young and 2) a look that suits thinner people because on a heavy person it looks a string attached to your head which is now a balloon.

A quick google search says Greenpoint has a median household income of $60,500, while Bedford–Stuyvesant has a median income of only $37,500. That’s a much bigger difference than the racial makeup, and probably accounts for the differing opinions of the neighborhoods.

Botto Bistro in San Francisco

LOL, for real though. It’s like being on the L train without headphones

Is he getting taller?

Not if I keep my stare at my eye level or above

Please go be ignorant somewhere else.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding. Gross.

The comments on this article make me wish I knew how to gif. This has Homer walking backing into the bushes all over it.

Oh...no...no way...not going with you there. Sorry. Unh-uh.

This is great to hear. Mine are juuuuust starting to appear in that everyone except my sister says “You’re crazy, there’s nothing there.” and my sister says “It’s definitely started but no one will really notice for another few years.” because she loves me enough to tell me the truth. So maybe that will be my judge…

Same! The aesthetician who did mine was super careful and definitely took her time. It JUST wore off after almost 6 months and I find myself frowning a lot less. It still hasn’t cured my RBF but I’m totally fine with that.

THIIISSSS. I’ve been getting botox for a little over a year now and I love it. I only get 25-30 units for my forehead and the in between eyebrows frown lines. It has really helped me to stop scrunching my forehead when concentrating when I type at my desk all day and the lines I was hoping to prevent from getting…

I love her and all- this may have actually been the interview to finally settle that- but she does NOT have better hair.

This. I used to work for a very good facial plastic surgeon, and I truly believe that plastic surgery is more of an art than medicine. Anyone can learn the theoretical technique of how a face lift or botox injections are supposed to work, but it really takes someone with a delicate hand to execute it in a way that…

Everyone judges. It’s how we navigate this world.

Just FYI, putting a ‘You do you’ qualifier in front of a really judgey statement does NOT make it any less judgey.

Uh, I think you need to find a better botoxer, someone with a lighter touch, because clearly they’ve overdone it on your lovely face. I’ve been getting botox injections in my forehead 2x year for almost 5 years, and I can still squint, scowl, frown, even furl my brow. In fact, the whole wide range of emotions still…

And she got to make out with Michael Fassbender in a movie once.

And the best weed. And the hottest bodyguard.