.... you can’t be serious.

Justice is beautiful.

it’s mesmerizing isn’t it

i don’t think i’m ever going to stop staring at taylor’s face in this gif

I’d agree, but he slapped a kid and still has his job. How does some one manage that? I'm hoping it's the end anyway.

Fuck you, judge. This should be a career ending mistake for this asshole.

Hate to 1-up you $kay but...

It was described as a huge Sausage Fest.

The front yard is for when the cops arrive because your verbally abusive parents’ non physical fight has spilled out. It is also for rusted cars and old couches. The backyard is a sanctuary. They aren’t trying to evoke that kind of nostalgia.

It depends. Do you live in a trailer park? If so, grilling out front is perfectly acceptable.

I don’t eat pork for various reasons but when I did, I really liked the taste of bratwurst. I think the majority of people would disagree with you; there’s something evocative on a primal level about the smell of charred pig fat that lures people in.

#Obligatory

That just seems kinda wrong on so many fronts.

How about “backdoor brat”?

If they wanted to be authentic they would say “German picnic grilled brat” as that is where my opa would shove pig meat and spices into the intestines of that same pig and then grill it and feed it to many hungry Germans outside of Chicago and those were the most glorious days of my life.

Alternate take; the Navy convinces her to rhythmically slap the tip of this hard object that is filled with sea men repeatedly, and with great forcce until there’s a sprurting jet of frothy liquid

I once caught my psych teacher reading a book called the Hypomanic Edge, about how lots of historical figures probably were crazy risk takers with too much energy and that applies to lots of people starting businesses. It’s probably in some part applying an idea/medical diagnosis to the circumstances, but the crazy…

spOOF. am i right? :)

So, I’m stuck in the grays and no one will ever see this, but: I have some real problems with this article. The tone is oddly sensationalizing and it focuses on a lot of random and unimportant deatils in a way that seems pearl-clutching and even, at times, strangely un-feminist for Jezebel.