Agreed. I was driving my parents and brother on the freeway once and a fully loaded semi almost ran us into the concrete barrier more than once. He was darting and speeding and threw a half-full Big Gulp out the window which landed on my windshield as I was going about 70.

Damn, my sceptical instincts really let me down. You're right, it was a fake story.

Remember that Chinese guy who sued his wife for their ugly kid? She had had plastic surgery before meeting her husband.

Sometimes it’s just unlucky, but I think a lot of the time their parents are probably on their own second or third faces. Can’t inherit what never ran in the family!

I'm sure little Saint will turn out cute and will only have to worry about the constant ridicule regarding his name and his weird parents. However, while not mentioning specific names, I have seen a number of celeb kids with perfectly good-looking parents turn out to be not so attractive. I kind of feel for those…

Nah, it’s just gotten into Kim’s fondant makeup.

Seriously. I do not understand it.

My gawd, Disneyland is the worst place on the planet. Why on earth would you take a date there?

Good for this guy. I’m about done with Baptists this week. If you’re religion dictates you should tell parents that just lost their baby to SIDS that it happened because they weren’t living right, then you deserve to see your diety mocked. Sorry, I’m getting a little personal, but this happened to a good friend…

I can see your comment to Jurassic in that thread (searching from your dashboard page)

I see you here. I’ll look for you elsewhere.

I was being facetious, obviously.

In the near-ish future I will be out of my marriage. I will never have another romantic relationship, ever, again. The thought of it makes me ill. I have terrible taste in mates, I realize this is a short coming of mine and have, thankfully, come to terms with my short comings in this (and other) regards. I am really…

Seen.

sorry, x-men joke.

Damn “fremdschämen”.

Ugh....please, please, don’t start.

My ex had a vivid dream that I cheated on him with a guy from El Paso (no idea where that came from) and was legit pissed at me for a couple days after.

Yeah, I'm thankful it happened like a week and a half away from when I graduated high school or else we both would have endured a long year of awkwardness.