Exactly! A good plastic surgeon not only needs technical skills, they need to be artists and have good taste and a light touch.

It doesn’t have to be either or. Some women look frozen because that’s the look they’re going for, or their doctor/technician sucks and used too much. As with everything else in life, you need good taste, moderation and skill. And in the case of plastic surgery and/or Botox and fillers, both the patient and doctor…

Started talking about it at a dinner party one night and the woman I was talking to said she got it and loved he results and she looked great so I asked her where she went.

I’m sorry. It’s a crappy system and such a cunty way to operate. It’s also not the intended use of the stupid grey/black system, which was brought back to get rid of the porn troll problem.

Which of the staff writers did you piss off?

Mushroom ramen was my entire adolescence. So good. My best friend and I would get stoned and make mushroom ramen but throw out half the water before adding the seasoning so you end up with a much thicker broth and then add heavy cream to make a creamy mushroom broth sauce.

That argument would only be valid if you know for a fact their other top candidate was a darker skinned person with even better credentials than this guy. Do you know that for a fact?

And look at his credentials. On paper at least he looks like a pretty damn good candidate.

and went on to become the third black student in history to graduate from the university’s law school. After college, he was a lawyer for the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division and came back to Mizzou in 1985 to teach. In addition, he’s worked with Columbia’s chancellor on a diversity and inclusion program for…

That story only seemed weird until you learned the story behind it and then it was just another posh English boy being drunk and stupid. Still launched some hilarious memes though, so honourable mention?

Sorry, NYC.

Yep, I am.

Rachel is like “Also I’m not black either.”

I had it done once. I don’t have crows’ feet so I didn’t do the corners of my eyes. I only had the creases between my brows and my forehead done and I loved it. Once I got over the weirdness of not being able to frown anymore (and it’s fucking weird suddenly not being able to move a part of your face that you’ve…

I don’t see how anything could happen in 2015 that would top this story and the whole Rachel Dolezal debacle in terms of weirdness.

Not to brag (ok, totally bragging) but I have better hair. I’ll take the private jets, body, skin, money and access though.

I take issue with trying to bully people into addressing subjects they don’t want to address, even important ones. Not everyone has to be political or share the popular, progressive views du jour. It’s like when people try to force LGBTQ actors/actresses out of the closet. Some people like to be private and don’t want…

What? Are you insane?

Yup. It also sounds oddly personal. I bet the author or someone else at Jezebel is friends with one of the “wronged” parents. Probably the Steppling dude, who manages to come across as even more obnoxious and a bigger drama queen than Plant.

Steppling sounds obnoxious. He could have voiced his concerns without being an over the top SJW drama queen and saying the stupid pre-school Thanksgiving show was somehow making the school and unsafe space.