After Bad Blood I think I hit my Taylor Swift limit. I was meh about her and then that video came out. It’s like the Michael Bay of all music videos - chock full of cameos, unnecessary explosions, fancy CGI, and yet absolutely no point.

Am I the only one experiencing some Taylor Swift fatigue? I liked her until about a year ago...I guess I’ve gotten sick of her.

“How do we tell young girls their academic pursuits will be worth the struggle?”

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I went to schools that had father-daughter dances, and they knew perfectly well that that the comparable activity for boys who don’t want to dance is mother-son lunches. Boys like eating just fine. Though even in the 80s, both of those things were really awkward, because they really make life hard…

“The boys don’t want to dance,” he said.

Those poor moms, having to sit through all that confusing science stuff! I hope their sons were patient with them.

“I didn’t click through”

Dear Florida,

I lovvvvvvvve Christmas stuff too, but not until December. One Holiday at a time please. I’m not ready yet!!!

It's the 12 days of Christmas, but I'm a realist so I'll give that stupid holiday 25 days. YOU GET DECEMBER! KEEP IT. I just want November and late October back.

I did a Friendsgiving a couple of years ago, and it was great. Potluck-style, zero stress, too much wine, lots of catching up.

You are singing the song of my people. I was in Target today looking for Thanksgiving (or, fuck, at least FALL-THEMED) decorations and shit for the upcoming holiday. I was specifically looking for fancy hand-towels for my guest bath, in case The Game wants to swing by and take some selfies.

I like calling it "xmas" just to piss anyone off who might be listening.

guys yesterday i was in a dark place and thought to myself “oh hey love actually is on netflix”

I’m pretty upset about it. Thanksgiving is objectively the best holiday, and we’re blowing right past her.

Let’s be honest. It’s Christmas who has declared war on November. #IStandWithNovember

Okay, real talk: Who wouldn't want to play Hide and Seek in a huge house on three acres? I mean, fuck Tom Cruise, but that sounds dope.

I know this may not go over well, but am I the only one who is like “Fuck Scientology” but also like “Lea Remini seems like a big ol’ phony”? Can these not be mutually exclusive feelings?

Well I wouldn’t expect it to be as horrifying as Going Clear. Remini is a celebrity from a wealthy family, right?