If they’re driving at .08, they should be arrested. If they aren’t, anything else you discuss involves choices they make themselves.

Are you for real...? THEY STOLE HIS CAR.

Not to mention OP makes it pretty clear that it wasn’t until they’d been stiffed and they were reviewing the check that they realized each person had had 7 margs each. I love how the Pinkham’s Law commenters are insisting it’s the responsibility of an overworked server earning less than $3 an hour to personally…

Oh, that teacher was an absolute POS who definitely should not have been working with children. There are just some people out there who think that because I’m a teacher that that automatically imbues me with some special, saint-like quality that inhibits me from ever having a bad day or a shitty student (like the…

Ruby Tuesdays or no, wine service is a mostly silly and antiquated ritual. Everyone who takes it too seriously should be mocked at all opportunities.

Especially since the story mentioned that the trivia folks were typically eating $2 tacos (always eat when you binge-drink, kids) and hanging around for five rounds of trivia, which in this case was the entire night. You absolutely should not drive after seven drinks, but seven drinks over the course of an evening…

Lesson: Don’t steal someone’s car, even if they’ve left the keys in it.

I’m a teacher (high school) and I generally like/care for my students, but my job is still a job, and kids can and will be little shits. I don’t lose my right to bitch about my job just because I work with kids.

Well, I don’t know, she’s just waitressing in a restaurant.

I’m loving the Pinkham’s Law comments about the margaritas.

I think he was saying he was 17hrs into a 20 hr day, so maybe he was teaching all day Friday and was now delivering pizza past midnight which was technically Saturday??

Colder but it gets the point across: “Should I?”

We go to Ruby Tuesday’s fairly often as an after movie dinner place, and the idea of a guy acting like a wine expert there is hysterical, it’s like pretending to be a connoisseur of steak at Arby’s.

The Platinum Card story may be the only time that having a customer’s card declined was not a f*cking nightmare as a server. Bravo on that one working out for once.

The best answer to “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” is always “Sorry, but no.”

The platinum card one is awesome, and totally reminds me of this former student at my husband’s school. He loved to brag about the places he’d gone out to dinner with his wife, and granted, these restaurants were higher caliber than Ruby Tuesday, but they weren’t like, private clubs or exclusive restaurants where…

Calling Taco Bell a Mexican restaurant is almost as insulting as that jackass at the drive through.

I don’t know that it would’ve been “OK,” but they wouldn’t have been followed out of the restaurant in the first place had they left even a decent tip.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

PEOPLE WHO INTERRUPT THE CASHIER WHO’S DEALING WITH SOMEONE ELSE, EVEN IF IT’S TO ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION, ARE GARBAGE PEOPLE AND SHOULD ALL FALL DOWN, REPEATEDLY!!!! (sorry, this Monday is having a case of the Mondays and I’m being a grumpy-face and that was something I HATED. I mean HATED!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!one!!!…