As it should (with her consent). Zola was a pimp who made light of a woman who was coerced into being a sex worker, was likely raped, then was definitely assaulted and kidnapped. She’s a compelling story teller but...fuck her.

The funny thing is, if this does become a movie, it will revolve around Jess and the white dude.

Ugh, I get that she was an amusing storyteller, but I don’t understand how anyone could read that story about violent sex trafficking and a mentally ill-person self-harming and attempting suicide and come away entertained. The whole thing was pretty fucking disturbing.

Nothin’ like a good insinuation-of-two-year-old-performing-fellatio-like-her-slut-mom joke!

NOOOooooo!

The equivalent to today’s dating profile pictures.

Would

Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional.

follow up:

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

7 different friends yesterday posted this on my FB wall suggesting that I either need this costume or I already look like this.

Britney is a shell of her former self as a performer, and I’m amazed she ever got a residency at all, let alone a renewal of the contract. TBH, I’m not sure how many of her business decisions are hers and how many are her father and manager, but they seem to be scrambling to keep her relevant and she just isn’t. I…

She *could sing and dance at the same time, not so much now.

Could guys possibly be any more obsessed with their dick and balls?

My head keeps trying to figure out the logistic of this even through I keep telling it not to. Does he have super long monkey arms? Is there another person holding the camera under the balls? I want to stop think about this.

In a former, slightly weirder life (though NOT on this level by a long shot) I knew several girls who would go up and dance in Alaska and make similar sums. They kept their regular jobs down here, which in comparison netted them super chump change. The women I knew were quite savvy financially. They lived off of their…

I believed her. That’s not outrageous for a week or two at a higher-end club, especially for the girls who’ll go full nude. And some people can REALLY SPEND without really gaining anything from it. Plus she may have children who don’t live with her, and have given it to their support. I mean she didn’t say she makes…

She explains the trade-specific terms as she goes along, and context makes them pretty self-evident anyway. It all made sense to me, and I’m about as far removed from this world as you can get without living on another planet.