I loved the show but I was definitely blah on Luke and Luke/Lorelei. I preferred the ambiguous ending of the series where I can pretend they did not get back together.

Fully cooked chicken can still be slightly pink:

That’s even worse than the all pop is called Coke thing.

Patriots day is Massachusetts.

Yeah...in the case of chicken what it needs is heat. I don’t know you, but I hope to god you never end up cooking for me... *massive side-eye*

Can’t tell if serious. . . Columbus day is a federal holiday that’s in the middle of October. Schools, banks, federal government (and possibly local/county/state governments as well) are all closed. Therefore it is a 3-day weekend for many people. It is one of the lesser known 3 day weekends in the US, most…

You can refuse service based on behavior, you just can’t refuse service based on race or other intrinsic qualities. I don’t know how a court would react to this particular case, I mean an argument could be made that based on the (false) information she was providing the staff had reason to believe her life would be in…

I’ve always wondered about that. If someone says they have an allergy and then order that allergen, are you allowed to put your foot down and say “I will absolutely not serve that to you”?

In my experience the people who do that shit are so desperately lonely. Like they have no one to talk to outside of complaining to retail/food service people.

I want homemade chips and guac so badly.

I’m guessing it’s because people are under caffeine withdrawal and also often order coffee when they’re tired and grumpy and hate life, like Monday work mornings.

A cunt punt, so to speak. Or a clam wham, if you will.

I want to shake all of these people. 13 cent guy the most. Dude, it’s 13 fucking cents.

It is from the Office

The 9/11 lady needs a punch in the taco. Fuck her in every way possible.

There’s something about ordering coffee that turns people into the Worst Fucking Person Ever (I realize that plenty of these assholes are in the running for that title, mind you).

i pretty much assumed (tortilla) chips and salsa but come on, it’s “chips and salsa”.

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

Honestly - tortilla chips + something. But I’ve been to enough restaurants with varied ideas about what chips are that I’d probably check.

“Was that so hard?!”