PG&E should be required to provide fire insurance to anyone in their service area. 

We’ll see if your hypothesis is true, once Marvel decides what to do with Jonathan Majors, and his current issues.

Post-hoc rationalizations to justify a movie that should have been killed because of the lead actor. Flash should have died or Miller replaced.

Do.......Do we have the same wife?

Not really food, but my wife couldn’t finish a can of La Croix to save her life.

Exactly. If you had peanut butter on your upper lip and you wiped it with toilet paper, you’d be smelling peanut butter all day.

Wiping poo with paper leaves poo behind. If you are not washing your butt after you poo, you are walking around all day with paper-smeared poo on you butt. But you do you.

Wiping optional?

Americans (or non-bidet-users in general) are not walking around with dirty butts—or with “dingleberries, skid marks, and more!” as bidet seller Tushy claims.

Let’s say you go to McDonalds and both chefs makes burgers with their butt. One of the chef’s uses a bidet and the other just uses paper.

Which burger are you going to eat?

I rest my case.

God cares about what you eat on Friday for one month a year!

I would volunteer my city but my state as a whole is a legislative klan rally organized by an group of incels.

It’s because your mother didn’t love you enough. 

anyone that skiplags with checked baggage deserves the inevitable consequences.   surely a sign of a malfunctioning prefrontal cortex.

I think the biggest red flag is claiming to be some kind of personal finance influencer in the first place. As one of the slides mentions, if they actually know what they’re doing they’re going to spend their time doing that, not making tiktoks.

At some point, you should age out of caring about vibe shift. Probably in your mid-20's. That’s why “vibe shift” happens. It’s not really a shift, it is people aging out and young people creating their own new or ironically recycled “vibe”. It isn’t the same people changing to a new vibe.

I don’t mean to be crass, but I think every guy’s love language is “receiving unexpected blowjobs.”

But now I just want to know WHO gave me that 1 star and WHY

The social meme circulating is appropriate here:

Did anyone else read this title and think they were somehow sending email attachments wrong?  or am i the only one?