Too bad TikTok can’t be taped shut.

Prime is a ripoff? Prime is loaded with perks?

How stupid do you have to be to publicly insult a clerk of court that works under the judge presiding on your case?

My only issue is hiding behind the hypocrisy of “protect our children” when the real reason is just pure fascism. Just like conservatives that are “anti-abortion” but wouldn’t approve a budget dollar to feed a starving child. 

Does it work on humans? Or just my canine teeth?

Space is just like at home. Pick up after yourself.

Oh no! Pornography! Think of the children!

When you have money, you should CHOOSE a scarcity mindset instead of having a scarcity mindset forced upon you.

Without Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, the Friends set is much less perky. 

Apocalyptic Event: Trump 2024

Unlink everything from Facebook.

The best part of being a personal chef to a multi-millionaire tech bro is doing the drugs and models that are left laying around...

OnlyFans is still acting, isn’t it?

All sex workers are actors, at some level.

They gave us Fogo de Chao and we gave them Outback Steakhouse.

Love their debut album “Appetite for Diabetes”

It’s the new trolley problem for the anti-AV crowd.

Human drivers never, ever block emergency vehicles especially in dense urban settings!

Pseudoephedrine or don’t bother.

It’s on my list of accomplishments on my resume: “Never CONVICTED of rape.”

Yeah, I guess you are the brave one for hanging out with your rapist friends?