When you have money, you should CHOOSE a scarcity mindset instead of having a scarcity mindset forced upon you.

Without Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, the Friends set is much less perky. 

Apocalyptic Event: Trump 2024

The best part of being a personal chef to a multi-millionaire tech bro is doing the drugs and models that are left laying around...

OnlyFans is still acting, isn’t it?

All sex workers are actors, at some level.

They gave us Fogo de Chao and we gave them Outback Steakhouse.

Love their debut album “Appetite for Diabetes”

Pseudoephedrine or don’t bother.

It’s on my list of accomplishments on my resume: “Never CONVICTED of rape.”

Yeah, I guess you are the brave one for hanging out with your rapist friends?

I don’t buy that you need a credit card to get a good interest rate on a home mortgage. My wife and I had no credit card debt so our rating was a little on the low side, but we were putting 20% down and have two incomes and a pile of cash. Our mortgage broker was easily able to get us the best possible rate at the…

Nobody goes broke giving Americans Type 2 diabetes.

Those beds are often in living quarters that violate local zoning ordinances and are often quite dangerous (no fire exit, no smoke alarms, etc...)

When my friend gets convicted of multiple counts of rape based on the testimony of multiple victims, that friendship ends.

Asking for leniency for Masterson should be career-enders for Kutcher and Kunis.

Show me a “food rule” and I’ll show you a dozen delicious dishes that break it and I’ll tell you why the “food rule” never made sense or never really existed in the first place or wildly outdated.

Same goes for adult friends and dating/partners. 

GOP: Tropical Storm Hilary? Lock Her Up!

Find a company that rejects technology and I’ll show you a company that knows its bottom line will be impacted by that technology. 

The real equation is how productive employees are v. how likely they are to quit over job dissatisfaction.