A smart phone is no longer a luxury item. It’s almost a necessity.

Cause you should be forced to give away your healthcare because of a one-time large purchase.

I’m still mourning for Google Reader. After trying Feedly, The Old Reader, and Inoreader, I’m currently settled on Inoreader as it allows the most number of feeds (hopefully I don’t get jinxed like my previous experience with The Old Reader) not to mention the Android app is quite neat.

What I honestly cannot wrap my head around are the white voters who flipped from voting for Pres. Obama to voting for Trump. That takes cognitive dissonance to a whole new level.

Next time, try your mom instead of your dad...

Easy Top row L to R: Poindexter, The Grube, Deb from accounting, “Slitherin” Steve.
Bottom row L to R: Chud, Nationally ambiguous name guy, ‘Stache-Man Jones, Squats and “Pussy Thief” Dave “the Eye-Talian stallion”

Reading your comment gave me a mental image of SAHMs looking longingly out the window but being trapped by taking their title too literally.

I did, but he loves himself too much to do that.

The real surprise is that Trump didn’t pick Elizabeth Holmes (CEO of Theranos) or Heather Bresch (CEO of Mylan, makers of Epipen) or Martin Shkreli to lead the FDA... though nothing’s official, yet, right?

If this happend where I lived then there would have been 2 cars under that trailer because they were camping or crawl passing. I never go pass the semi unless I can clear the whole truck and I don’t take my sweet ass time doing it either.

I have a shower that is as big as a walk-in closet. The best part is that I have room for a teak bench. Perfect for taking a steam, sweating out a hangover, or for sex. Plus, it doesn’t look like it belongs in a nursing home.

The guy from Cow Hampsha, obviously.

Which non-Bostonian on the ship did you guys call a “fackin’ faggot” and beat up once you got shit-faced?

That’s like asking “What is a good age to catch herpes?”

The hilarious thing is that there is some proof that fecal transplants from a skinny individual into a fat individual results in weight loss. 

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

It’s not that you shouldn’t be angry, it’s that you should only be angry about things in your control, and you should only direct that anger in constructive ways.

If you’re the type of person who berates an airline counter person when bags get lost or flights are delayed, well then you’re an asshole. Anger serves no…