And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream

In fairness, NC Central did win, but then the Republicans in the North Carolina legislature passed a retroactive law saying they lost.

For the fix command to work, you need to change the quotes around httpd to be straight quotes instead of “smart” quotes.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

And today. you still have a job making monkeys ejaculate, just over car news instead of with an electronic prod of some sort.

It’s the slowly drooping tail at the end that really sells it.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

“Amazon Prime lost more than $4 million in revenue at current exchange rates in Britain alone for the premiere episode.”

99% of the people that downloaded illegally would never buy the amazon service just to watch The Grand Tour, so they didn’t lost 4 million.

Let’s see - Amazon Prime: streaming, dealing with the video shredding every time my ISP decides to let another switch take a crap, not being able to play it on my TV because of the HDCP. Torrenting: Downloading a Hi-Def rip of the show while away at work, and watching without interruption when I get home.

The worst…

Take your sadness at your kid not winning. Now multiply by about 100. That is how your kid feels when people ask her what her dad does for a living.

When big-boobed women complain about how awful it is to have big boobs, then proceed to one-up each other with their bra sizes. “OMG, you’re so lucky you’re just a 34DD!!! I’m a 38G and it’s THE WORST!!!” (Never mind that the way bras are sized, the cups of a 34DD bra and a 38G bra contain about the same volume.)

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

If you bake a loaf of bread, you’re not a baker.

There are several parts missing from this kit car:

Blacks stayed home, nearly 30% of Latinos voted for Trump, and white women supported Trump. They will all suffer horribly under the Trump administration, second only to how miserable life will be for uneducated white males when Trump’s policies tank the economy.

It’s like these folks came out of the Rust Belt to vote against their own self-interests in order to burn some other disadvantaged folks that they thought were getting a better shake.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…