Well she is the 1%, so...

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

Same here - I can barely get out of bed without it.

Given that Twitter almost has to kill Twitter they’ve had such a hard time monetizing, I can understand.

No firewater after seventh inning.

Yeah, but this is for people who want to be “badass,” and ATGATT simultaneously.

Another fantastic milestone in Marissa Mayer’s amazing run as Yahoo’s CEO!

When my younger brother was born in 1970, my dad traded his 1967 Corvette Stingray in for a wood-paneled Pontiac station wagon. He and I will regret that to our dying days.

It doesn’t look like he targeted the player maliciously. He really did lead with the shoulder but he had to pull up because his teammate was in the way.

They must have been working night and day to clean up the streets of Birmingham for this shoot.

Hits like this are why football exists and also why football will eventually die, because that’s as safe a hit as it gets, a textbook example of technique, and Hunter’s still (probably) concussed. It’s a violent sport that will never not be violent.

I like the cut of your jib.

You know, you could actually!live a pretty cheap life out of this thing.

nods of appreciation and raised thumbs from the drivers you have just passed on the road

I think this is what the guy with the “rape van” buys when he wins the lottery.

Was Megyn Kelly on that flight?

Wife: If only he could make everything look that hard.

Abortionists are cold-blooded. They won't show up on the display.