I assume that the first of these will come from Meta/Facebook and like the 100M idiots who installed Threads, millions of people will volunteer to have ads and influencer posts sent directly to their brains.

Sorry!

“1 in 292.2 million”

Second-only to “Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Kitchen” in things that didn’t really need to exist anywhere, but definitely not Times Square.

When I want to watch a Tom Cruise movie that doesn’t annoy me, I always return to Collateral.

Listening to or watching Logan Paul is substantially more dangerous for young people that drinking his energy products. 

Now I just need an invitation...

My healthcare provider requires that you participate in a six-month dietary program with a nutritionist before you can get an Ozempic prescription, even if your BMI is 30%+.

I work from home and drive rarely. My previous car was 15 years old and looked like it was less than a year old. I gave that to a needy relative and bought myself a NEW car without a second thought.

Norovirus can be aerosolized. Montezuma’s Revenge is usually food or waterborne.

Wrap the Lutefisk bun in a dill pickle cheese curd taco!

If the GOP isn’t going to remove him from the Court for having sex with a white woman, they aren’t going to remove him for this. 

It’s getting paid to babysit people who are doing the job you used to do but poorly. You have to decide whether that is appealing or not.

They are another example of Visa being the moral merchant services police and being used by conservatives to be a de facto ban hammer used against sex workers.

It’s like when you hear that a celebrity died and you think, “Huh, I didn’t even realize that they were still alive.”

“She’s my EX-girlfriend. Do you expect her to post the texts where I was loving and supportive?”

Rounded the edges. Jacked up the price.

Our family has a hard “if you pack it and want it, you carry it”.

If a potential employer asked this question, I would terminate the interview and contact an employment attorney. 

Drag show attendance and employment at Google have one thing in common: