I buy the $5-10 knock-off Ray Bans on Amazon a half-dozen at a time. I scatter them around my vehicles, home, office and a have another pair at the ready when I lose or damage a pair.

I buy the $5-10 knock-off Ray Bans on Amazon a half-dozen at a time. I scatter them around my vehicles, home, office…

I think their definition of “mom friends” is different than mine.

The bartender was wrong. If you ask for a “martini”, he should make you a martini.

That looks like a fairly trashy neighborhood anyway, so I don’t know why his neighbors are up in arms. Look at all the late model cars parked in driveways and at the curb, but every house on that street has a garage.

Slight difference: One was accidental and one was intentional.

Lesson: Never get between a cop and his donut...

Neistat’s celebrity is as difficult for me to understand as that of the Kardshians.

The insertion of a medical instrument into a human body for a legitimate medical procedure in a medical facility by a medical professional is not rape. If it was done without consent, it would be malpractice and/or assault.

Who exactly is the rapist? What is this rapist’s motivation?

She still has a job?

If this has DVR functionality and supports Android TV, my Playstation Vue account is now at risk.

Sorry, but it is more shocking that even a minuscule percent of ANY minority approves of Trump.

F’ing Kardashians are everywhere....

I just want to know what the specifics of the accusation were...

“La La Land” is like a classic musical but done by film students and amateur dancers.

“Poor Line And Keeper Work Allows Zlatan Free Kick Score”

Funny that the Asian chick standing next to her was able to do the math and laugh about it...

Next time, try your mom instead of your dad...

If this camper a rapin’ don’t come a vapin’

Goldman backing out is like watching National Geographic with a gazelle barely getting away from a lion on the savannah except that GS is the lion and taxpayers are the gazelle.