I will always be there to massage the sore backs and shoulders of big-breasted women!

Take your sadness at your kid not winning. Now multiply by about 100. That is how your kid feels when people ask her what her dad does for a living.

Update your resume because your boss is setting you up to be terminated for cause.

Batmobile
lost a wheel
and Suicide Squad
shit the bed.

The toughest part of being very well endowed is that I really have to be careful when I am having sex with women. It can be quite painful for them. And it is kind of bummer that I can rarely find a woman who has experience orally with a penis that size. You average-sized guys have it so easy.

LET’S GET READY TO BUMBLE!

-Women voters: Who needs reproductive rights or equal pay?
-Latino voters: Sure, let’s vote for a guy that thinks we are rapists that need to be deported!
-Black voters: More of us voted for a Black president than in an election where our ACTUAL LIVES will end up at risk.

No more MPG standard, no more catalytic converters, no more seat belts or air bags and at least one Hemi in every garage as required by law!

I wonder if she plays as fast and loose with the rules in the bedroom as she does in the boardroom?

It was done intentionally to show that they actually do have big name investors.

I want to see a cage match of a Burmese python and a Floridian on bath salts.

Make sure to try the variation where you finish the bacon on parchment between two sheet pans after sous vide.

If I had a shed that could hold a large number of vehicles and this was priced several thousand less, it would be a fun addition.

I wonder who translated the discussion from Chinese to English for Trump?

“Friends” for a new generation. But the characters would be less stiff and robotic.

I hae Vue and have watched more good Tv content than I have in years. Much more than when I used Sling TV.

Hold my beer, mate!

In a little over two months, the protesters will be in jail and the pipeline will development will be proceeding as planned. Trump will run it thru an Indian burial ground just to prove a point.

Meth, guns, Fox News, Jim Beam, and a relative to bang. They don’t need much.