If you aren’t having sex or dating in the traditional sense, you don’t need a dating app. 

There are a litany of lies that we tell ourselves to rationalize doing things that would otherwise be disgusting or off-putting or morally dubious.

Previously developed but currently undeveloped/vacant commercial property should have a property tax with a rate that increases for each year the property remains undeveloped/vacant.

I’ll wager that if you asked the diners where they live, not one of them would be from within 25-30 miles of the restaurant and probably not even the same state.

Always trust a business that launches a bunch of completely new products as their single source of existing revenue is collapsing...

It is amazing to think that God created quantum entanglement AND the human brain that would discover it!

My Midwestern family call this: Pommes Des Moines.

A ramekin half-full of white vinegar and lemon juice in the drawer. Run the air fryer on high for ten minutes or so. Gets rid of that old fryer oil smell. 

Of all the things that are horrible about relatives visiting for the holidays, the required lunch at Cheesecake Factory is the worst part. I would prefer to hear Uncle Steve’s Trump-fueled racist rant on a loop than suffer thru that hell.

Hot chicken is always better bought than made. It’s just not worth the effort. 

I will always walk by all of these chains to a locally owned and operated restaurant for a meal that is as good or better at the same price or less (probably less).

Whatever you say dear... (roll eyes, sigh).

Look honey! A picture from when we didn’t quietly loathe each other!

Ticketmaster will always choose the most evil way of running their business. 

Doesn’t anyone older than 50 or so (depending on a variety of factors) have age-related cognitive decline to some degree?

Being on Sam Bankman-Fried’s speed dial does not strengthen your argument against regulation.

NextDoor is so full of Karens and dog whistle racists that I long ago deleted my account. It is a truly horrible social media property. Your worst neighbors. 

How many WorldCoin can I buy with a Bored Ape Yacht NFT?

As Linda Ronstadt once sang, “Donuts make my brown eyes blue...”

Those seem more like a wish list from their suppliers than a customer-driven list.