I’ll wager that if you asked the diners where they live, not one of them would be from within 25-30 miles of the restaurant and probably not even the same state.

My Midwestern family call this: Pommes Des Moines.

A ramekin half-full of white vinegar and lemon juice in the drawer. Run the air fryer on high for ten minutes or so. Gets rid of that old fryer oil smell. 

Of all the things that are horrible about relatives visiting for the holidays, the required lunch at Cheesecake Factory is the worst part. I would prefer to hear Uncle Steve’s Trump-fueled racist rant on a loop than suffer thru that hell.

Hot chicken is always better bought than made. It’s just not worth the effort. 

I will always walk by all of these chains to a locally owned and operated restaurant for a meal that is as good or better at the same price or less (probably less).

Whatever you say dear... (roll eyes, sigh).

Look honey! A picture from when we didn’t quietly loathe each other!

NextDoor is so full of Karens and dog whistle racists that I long ago deleted my account. It is a truly horrible social media property. Your worst neighbors. 

As Linda Ronstadt once sang, “Donuts make my brown eyes blue...”

Those seem more like a wish list from their suppliers than a customer-driven list. 

If WholeFoods was good at predicting food trends, they wouldn’t have lost my $1,000 monthly grocery spend to the Wegmans that opened a mile away. 

Financial relationship health begins BEFORE you get married. Once you are planning on marriage (or living together), there needs to a complete open-book financial review with you and your partner where both sides provide every asset, debt, bank account, brokerage, etc. 

The best burger topping is a bun. That is it. 

This article game me FOMO. 

I prefer “watch it for the plot” which is a subreddit dedicated to posting sex scenes from “art” films.

Pudding Pops has entered the chat...

The idea of getting two separate vaccines for Covid must make the anti-vaxxers heads explode!

I’ve been using Sunbasket for years. Creative and unique recipes. Lots of Latin and Middle Eastern flavors. Not the usual salmon and green beans. 

They are in on the scam! In many jurisdictions, the head of the local policeman’s fraternal association is an active duty police officer or sheriff. They use the small fraction of donations they receive from the telemarketer as a personal slush fund.