I’ve heard of cutting illegal drugs with cheap ingredients in order to make more money off each transaction, but now they gotta cut my food with junk too?

You know, that is a really interesting thought. They already have such wide reach and people like coffee and cookies together, that seems like a no-brainer. Or maybe cookies are too low-end for them?!

With their massive footprint and the success they have had with other food items and attempts to offer an all day menu, I’m surprised that Starbucks hasn’t gone hard at the cookie biz.

Nah, bologna is low rent Mortadella.

It’s been a year & a half, man. If she wants them back, she can come over and get them herself.

As my grandmother says, “It’s bologna that’s putting on airs.”

Yeah, but it’s Florida. Of course they’ll have an incredibly stupid & wrong take on something.

You’d think afflicting us with the Outback would have been bad enough...

How about Yelp ratings on gender-affirming healthcare facilities in Florida?

Now do Yelp ratings on Florida drag shows!

I trust Floridians with food quality like I trust them with my reproductive healthcare rights...

How many of those are independently owned and operated with less than three locations?

Now I’m suspicious. My girlfriend’s days of the week panties for Sunday are missing too!

It’s kind of like eating before you go grocery shopping. 

My Midwestern family call this: Pommes Des Moines.

A ramekin half-full of white vinegar and lemon juice in the drawer. Run the air fryer on high for ten minutes or so. Gets rid of that old fryer oil smell. 

I will always walk by all of these chains to a locally owned and operated restaurant for a meal that is as good or better at the same price or less (probably less).

The Melting Pot? I thought only teenagers going to prom ate there.

Next Door is Facebook for people who are too angry for Facebook. And they live near you.