Are the new AirPods still not worth buying for Android phone owners?

Ford porn has negatively impacted my relationship with my wife. After viewing some steaming hot food porn, her dinners leave me unsatisfied and unappetized.

And then realize that being “addicted” to porn is not a real thing. You may have real problems in your life and in your relationships that warrant seeking help but one of them is NOT an addiction, but it is a convenient scapegoat.

If you take the frozen dinner out too soon, it yells “IT’S RAW” at you. 

A slice of this “cheese” is the perfect way to keep your fancy homemade mac & cheese smooth and creamy. It’s all about the sodium citrate.

Gordon Ramsay saved himself from financial ruin by licensing his name to anyone who showed up with a check. I’m surprised he doesn’t license his name to a chain of funeral homes.

This is really Director of Marekting Communications.

“never gotten the flu”

This seems about as legit as a reverse mortgage.

I hope the musical embraces the incest sub-plot of the movie!

Has HR spoken to you about posting when you are super high?

Just remember that the HR department exists SOLELY to protect the company, not the employees. If any employee is seen as a threat to the company, that employee will become the target of HR even if that employee is doing “the right thing” by reporting a co-worker.

It’s funny that incels are now co-opting tricks models have done since forever. Next they’ll be posting about how to stand with your feet at an angle and turn slightly so you look less hippy.

Don’t worry about a career break. AI will reject your resume because of a career break, so you’ll never get an interview anyway.

I’ll wager that the “problem per vehicle mile” is lower for AV than for standard personal vehicles. Accidents, emergency vehicle blockage, breakdowns, etc...

For the people who don’t think deep dish pizza is doughy enough....

“invaders take over the planet through economic soft power”

Everyone: How was your weekend?
Me: I made some some bad decisions.

Smoothie customers are natural customers for boba: They have already proven that they are willing to overpay for a novel sugar delivery mechanism.

Future Headline: Boba Bubble Bursts