And don’t sleep on a Great Lakes beach because the mosquitoes will literally drain you dry and fly off carrying your corpse.

You don’t want to live in a beach town that you can afford unless you are looking for meth and townies.

I use sniper breathing technique while imagining I have a scope on a person causing me distress. Puts me right to sleep with dreams of pink mist!

Safety Net Debt: HELOC with no balance (emergency fund)

You can cook eggs in stainless steel. You can also jump out of a plane.

The best part is that Trump will use his “campaign donations” to pay the settlement.

What? Offshore drilling is bad?

Royal Cheese

The IRS doesn’t talk to you or “ask” for anything. If you don’t pay, they simply seize all of your money/assets.

Most of what you think you are recycling will end up in a landfill.

Classic big corporation marketing braindead thinking. They had one good idea (Subway Series) and now they are going to beat that mule until it drops missing the point that its value was that it was new. Expanding it until it just replaces the existing menu defeats the whole purpose.

Instructional videos on YouTube and TikTok are as reliable as financial predictions from Jim Cramer and health product reviews from Dr. Oz.

Thank you for continuing to confirm that TikTok is built for and populated with content from absolute fucking idiots.

Just a reminder from your local HOA, we’re watching. 

Long-term StitchFix user. Love the service. I live in an area with very limited shopping options so they get me cool clothes I would never find. And I control how often I get the box and what they focus on.

We loved it until we read the nutrition facts and that one bag is suppose to have FIVE SERVINGS without rice.

If I can’t actually get my wife to sign-up for a three-way, can I get an AI to create an image of what it would look like? Hypothetically...

Those nails near food make my stomach churn.

There are red states whose Republican controlled legislatures would attempt to pass the Comstock Act today.

This SCOTUS will go down in infamy as the Court That Killed The First Amendment.