George Santos is more believable...

Throw in a little cough medicine and you’ve got Purple Drank!

Edward BORG Hands

I worked with a utility crew on a project. The number one cause of power outages on Saturdays in this community was mylar balloons from quinceaneras.

The talentless unoriginal hacks that made 1899 are being allowed to make something else? That should have been a career-ender. 

It will be interesting to see what happens when CEOs like Zuckerberg or Khosrowshahi don’t have under-performing low-level employees to blame for the companys’ economic woes. What will it take for their shareholders to realize where the real incompetence might be hiding?

Good managers trim underperforming staff all the time. It’s not news. Nor should it be. 

The hilarious part is that the kids will only eat chicken nuggets and mac & cheese anyway so they might as well be at home.

Mise en place, knife skills, and knife sharpening are the best thing to keep from kitchen experience.

The best Latin American cooks are working the line in the best restaurants in the United States (not Latin cuisine). No fine dining restaurant would stay in business for a day if their Latinx staff didn’t show up.

Italian dishes that originate in New York always crack me up. Like Latin cuisine from Chicago.

Government flood insurance should be one and done. The flood insurance should be for relocating, not for rebuilding. 

Hoo hoo hoo
Go on, take the money and run

I’m sure the company also has many private clients for whom they create millions of bots to follow their social media accounts and make them look like “influencers”. 

Mexican instant espresso powder has entered the chat...

Unpaid bills? Collection?

Cut them out of your life like a cancer or a tumor. Just like with cancer surgery, you’ll learn to live without the area that was removed. 

Reminder: I didn’t watch season two because season one was so bad. 

Use a one-time credit card number. No auto-renewal. 

I constantly walk a line between Imposter Syndrome and Dunning-Kruger. It keeps me honest because anytime I feel one, it means that I am not.