It’s comical that it is ok for a corporation to secretly spy on your online activity without your knowledge and then a.) sell that data to third-parties b.) use your own data to sell you things without disclosing the relationship between FB and the seller.

Literally, no such thing as a free lunch.

Intestinal distress is their brand!

Robot line cooks preparing 100 different recipes for five different brands using the same 30-40 base ingredients. Sounds like a great QSR business model and a horrible place to actually eat.

This sounds alot like thinking/hoping you are in relationship but the other person doesn’t feel the same way.

And definitely never be a situationship with The Situation. 

Stupidity is rocket fuel for fascism.

Canon is for the simpleminded viewer, the hack writer, and the greedy producer/studio. They are all willing to sacrifice a quality product for their own best interests.

Bannon: #1!!! I am the best at what I do!

4:20?

1.) Don’t step aboard a cruise ship.

I assume you mean “shares” or “stock units” not just “stocks”. They probably all got ONE stock, Google.

Split adjustable mattress. All the benefits of separate beds without a bedroom that looks like a Ozzie and Harriet set. Plus, you can still spoon. 

I hate Baltimore Nazis. 

It’s good enough for the strip club I went to in Tijuana, it’s good enough for me,

Trump didn’t bother grooming. He had someone doing it for him. Or he just raped them. 

“farmers”

Really? Put a dry thing in with your wet things and then let the formerly dry thing that is now wet air dry?

If she was a Republican prostitute in DC with super-gonorrhea this would be a very different conversation.

Almanacs have about 50% accuracy with weather predictions.