Imagine if you supposedly killed yourself and nobody cared enough to verify it.

Plastic rings should be cut apart anyway to prevent injury to wildlife if they get loose in the wild on the way to recycling.

“I was in the shower and heard my boyfriend say he was selling his favorite sausage-loving bitch to a breeder. So I jumped out of the shower and ran. I stole his dog too.”

Third credit card? A year of Hulu?

Split your direct deposit. Send everything after your budget and retirement to a separate account.

“I would like to ask for your help with this...”

You may as well burn sage as listen to anything quoted in this article.

A $7,000 fine for Chik-Fil-A is the equivalent of an hour or two of operating revenue.

Rule 1: Don’t waste time watching videos that should be written content. 

Posting your fitness challenge to your social media daily.

That would be one of the Rings of Hell for me.

These all seem like in a pinch back-up uses for peanut butter if you don’t have the APPROPRIATE substance for the task.

One kiosk/menu, many restaurants.

TGI* Fridays’* Mozzarella* Sticks*

That’s what people with kids say to themselves to avoid admitting their mistake. 

Gen Z aka Adult Children

TruDat’s Cleaning Method: 1.) Don’t have kids 2.) Use a small portion of the money you save from #1 to hire a maid service. 

Never ask how much crypto someone else holds or tell anyone that you own crypto. 

The “World Record” that these companies have paid to be awarded?

People that need to vlog about fast food just make me sad.