Gaslighting: “It’s no big deal. You’re too sensitive!”

Tiny houses are not real. They are a manufactured concept for reality television. 

“Thank you for the feedback. I would like to schedule additional time with you to review how to address these concerns in detail.”

Depending on their age, give them praise for their critical thinking skills. Or just shake your head and mutter quietly, “About f’ing time you figured that out.”

I heard that Zack Snyder is working on a cut of “Goncharov”.

Use the leftover Boursin to stuff a couple of olives and then make yourself a dirty Martini.

Living well is the best revenge.

Twitter can only be bested in useless stupidity by TikTok. Nobody and nothing on it will be missed when Musk craters it. 

One question: What role, if any, did his grandfather have in getting those initial kidnapping/terrorist threats charges dropped and getting the records sealed?

Get a couple strings of Edison bulbs.

All the warmth of holiday lights without the religious overtones. Plus, if you leave them up all year, you aren’t THAT neighbor.

Do you have children that still believe in Santa? Decorate your house.

If you don’t, do not.

“investing in sneakers”

Step One: Ask yourself if you want to be a manager at your company. The answer is not always “Yes!”

Don’t replace your toilet unless there is damage but DO add a bidet seat. It’s the best way to make an ancient toilet seem brand new.

Thanks!

Question: I have a toilet that runs sometimes. It only happens when my wife uses it. It never happens when I use it. What is she doing/not doing that would cause a toilet to run for her, but not for me?

It’s just a new, shitty version of the automat.

Subway franchises cost a fraction of a McDonalds franchise and the parent corporation is willing to put them on top of each other with minimal or no protected area, that is why there are so many. It is also why they are doing so poorly.

“remove the threat that uncaged animals and plants pose to us”

I think that of any Jason Stratham movies on this list, it should be Crank.