1.) Lack of a proper fire extinguisher

I use a 100% avocado oil spray. No lecithin. 

To understand this, think of the reverse. Starbucks has struggled to find business AFTER breakfast. They have added sandwiches to draw the lunch crowd but have failed to make any successful nighttime business. Their attempt at being a wine bar never really got going.

The key is to learn to say “no”.

If you have an extreme allergy that could prove life-threatening, you should probably let the cook know NO MATTER WHAT you are eating or what you THINK the ingredients might be.

I’m a grumpy asshole and nobody appreciates it and I don’t even have an abusive relationship or a history of drug abuse. 

“refreshingly honest”

If you don’t pay the IRS, they will just drain your bank account and garnish your wages. They won’t send you a text. 

I’ll top that and say that a dash of fish sauce is even better than plain salt or soy sauce in chocolate-based desserts. More umami, more better. 

I’m very tired of the Saint Anthony worship. He was an asshole with a lifetime of mental health and drug abuse issues. Blaming anyone else for his suicide is woefully misguided. He was very aware of his demons and had all the resources in the world if he chose to get treatment. 

1.) Use your ill-gotten gains to build a video streaming platform

I watched the video and the most interesting part of the whole thing was Phil Ivey rolling his eyes at the combination of asinine table talk and horrible card playing. I’m not sure how a poker player with his quiet demeanor and amazing skill managed to sit at a table with those nitwits regardless of the possible…

emulsified = pink slime

I will continue to judge your intelligence by these “outdated” rules. .

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!

There shouldn’t be that many steps in drinking a beer.

A bad therapist will do their best to convince you how dysfunctional your life is regardless of your current mental state.

Post your life on the Internet and then get upset when your life is posted on the Internet? Seriously?

Perfect job summary for his resume:

Two things that changed my life: a.) Sitting down to urinate b.) installing bidets on my home toilets. Game changers.