“Body Count” is a number that a.) you should never tell anyone b.) never ask anyone c.) never keep track for yourself or others.

You don’t owe anyone anything by fate of birth. I’ve built my own family of loving, thoughtful, considerate, caring people. Few of them are my actual family.

I’m curious what they are but not so curious I need to watch a video. 

Imagine if Picasso had never sold a painting but had written an instruction manual on painting and to market his instructional book he claimed he was the best painter ever.

Me on work call: Sorry, my dog is barking at the scary brown man.

If you have 12-packs of soda or other bulky items under your cart, put them under the cart with their barcode facing up. 

I’m quiet quitting clicking on links that use “quiet quitting” in their headline.

If you are going to over-achieve, do it for yourself. No for your company, not for your peers, not for your customers. They will all eventually screw you over if they need to.

Your issues, no matter how legitimate to you, create no obligation for me to accept poor treatment by you. I believe that my expectation of respectful and fair treatment by everyone helps me AND you because I am not enabling your poor behaviour. If you choose to change your behaviour, we both win. If you don’t choose…

One word: Chopsticks

Technically, uni are orange sex organs not shit. 

Bedrooms have value.

I’m mad at you for something that a.) you did before we met b.) wasn’t even wrong c.) has no current or future impact on me.

Are people really split on uni? In my world, the only people who don’t love uni are the people who haven’t tried uni.

If you believe you have food sensitivity issues, go to an allergist.

TikTok is ALWAYS wrong. 

If you are posting a video instead of the actual information, YOU are the toxic one. 

Put your video game console in a cabinet. 

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My mother will be pouring out a 1L of Sunset Blush Rose in his honor at 3pm today.